September 17th, 2014

trust:

when you mistake an 8 year old for Ariana Grande

(via florida-kilos)

September 16th, 2014
spinsterprivilege:

noirnites:

Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.

Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.

spinsterprivilege:

noirnites:

Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.

Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.

(via florida-kilos)

September 15th, 2014

You know the pots really need to be done when you are resorting to a gravey boat from which to eat your cereal.

September 14th, 2014

I’m so confused by fuse. Like what kind of club is it trying to be? I’m honestly gutted I missed the boardwalk days….

September 13th, 2014
I’ve seen enough movies to know that if you’re a woman never enter a tunnel at dark alone.

I cautiously checked then ran through if you must know.

I’ve seen enough movies to know that if you’re a woman never enter a tunnel at dark alone.

I cautiously checked then ran through if you must know.

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

(Source: alekgaskarth, via taylor-august)

Oh my stars I hrard the best quote tonight. We’re sat in the takeaway and my dads talking to three young lasses about how he doesn’t know why or how they wear such massive platform heels and I’m trying to bridge the gap trying to mentally signal to ignore him. When one of the girls with such conviction is like - 

"I mean you can’t wear flats or kitten heels they’re what virgins wear…"

Meanwhile I just burst into hysterical laughter because I’m stood there in these bad boys…

Oh my stars I hrard the best quote tonight. We’re sat in the takeaway and my dads talking to three young lasses about how he doesn’t know why or how they wear such massive platform heels and I’m trying to bridge the gap trying to mentally signal to ignore him. When one of the girls with such conviction is like -

"I mean you can’t wear flats or kitten heels they’re what virgins wear…"

Meanwhile I just burst into hysterical laughter because I’m stood there in these bad boys…

September 12th, 2014
Me when I’m being ignored….

Me when I’m being ignored….

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses


Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry.  Now look at mine.  Now yours.  Now back to mine.  Sadly,  your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine.  Abracadabra!  I’m a horse.

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

(via florida-kilos)

Jessdog with her toy, she makes me laugh I mean the second photo is all about the Frisbee!!!

September 11th, 2014
  • Patrician: And don't even think of running away Rincewind.
  • Rincewind: The thought never crossed my mind.
  • Patrician: Oh, well if I were you I'd sue my face for slander then!
September 10th, 2014
September 9th, 2014

booksfrommyshelf:

I am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones I already own.

(via peter-pans-booty-shorts)

September 8th, 2014

God could I be any more unorganised.

Realised I’m on my last bottle of insulin yesterday. Rationing the 5 or so units I have remaining.

Got an emergency prescription but the chemist is out and I can’t go on the hunt as I have to get back to work.